Photo Phunnies



For some reason or other, this does not give me a warm and fuzzy feeling of confidence....



Thanks, but can I just have the fish instead?.



And you thought GAS was expensive!!
These would make a great snack after that Hannah Montana concert you paid $1500 per ticket for.



OK - Someone please explain this to me. I don't understand.....



I took these photos in Smithville, MO. I have a few theories.....



Theory 1: Mail is delivered by helicopter in Smithville. Theory 2: It's a new way to avoid bills and junk mail. Theory 3: It keeps the kids from blowing up the mailbox with cherry bombs.
Theory 4: (And most likely) Judging by the tree in the background, this is a person who likes birds. There's probably a hole in the other side of the mailbox. It's a birdhouse!



Do not attempt this at home! This man is a trained professional!

...And, incidentally, the iron is not plugged in! If this fellow looks familiar, you probably watch Food Network as much as I do. It's Alton Brown, who stars on the Food Network show, "Good Eats." He was doing a demonstration at Nebraska Furniture Mart - and I'll tell you it started smelling really good in there after about 15 minutes!




"I don't care who's on 'Trading Spaces'.... I've got the remote, and I'm watchin' 'Iron Chef!'"
This is our great-nephew, Joshua. He's got his recliner. He's got the remote. He's got things figured out. You 'DA MAN, Josh!




Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No! It's Fire Hydrant Man!!!!



...tap, tap, tap.... "Hey, lemme in! There's a big snake out here lookin' at me all hungry-like."
...tap, tap, tap..... "C'mon..... this isn't funny anymore...."



Circa 1967.... Even as a young man, I liked to keep my act clean.....
Then someone had to tell me cows drink out of these....

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