ED. Note: Back in 1993, I was working for another copier company. After a particularly trying day listening to the same stale, inane, repetitive comments from everyone in every account I serviced that day, I created the following "handout" as a joke - and a way to vent my frustrations.

Sadly, somewhere along the way, I lost the original Pagemaker file.

Fast-forward 12 years - I find myself working for the same company once again. As part of a "company restructuring," I was transferred to the parts department to avoid being laid off. To my absolute delight, I found my original handout gag taped to a support column behind my new desk, along with all the usual (old) copier cartoons.

To make a long story short, I have placed it here for the enjoyment of anyone who has experienced copier frustrations - copier techs out there will identify with this immediately!